Vanity, thy name is License Plate
The other day I saw this license plate:
I (heart) YRMOM
(California allows some custom characters on vanity plates - among them a heart.)
I see two interpretations here. One, he's trotting out a variant on the "Your mom" insult on everybody he drives by. Two, he is trying to convince his kids - in a really strange and disassociated way - that really, no, he loves their mom. That's weird either way you slice it.
This morning on the drive in I saw this one:
I immediately decided that the driver was a fan of Princess Bride and was referring to Prince Humperdink of Guilder's plans to kill Buttercup:
Upon further reflection I decided it was probably more likely that he was a GLiDeR PiLoT.