Beware Teh Ides of March

To remember Caesar, who ignored this great advice, I provide you with a link to these handy Latin phrases.

I wouldn't be surprised if you've seen these before - but they're still funny. Among my favorites:

Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris.

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

(Hold your pointer over the phrase for a translation.)