Signs, Signs, Everywhere Signs

I have an exceptionally low threshold of humor. Warning signs often crack me up.

Here are three I saw on my recent business trip:

This one was on a rung of a ladder in the broadcast area of the Eiffel Tower. You are obliged to climb this ladder.

If you enter this room, you will have to do the limbo while Zeus hurls lightning bolts at your throat.

No Holding Daddy's Hand. I guess the French want their little girls to grow up independent.