Another Use For That Big Mouth Of Mine

This morning I got involved in a Twinkie-eating contest. I got schooled.

In spite of my Zen centering techniques, my adrenaline surged at the start and I shoved the whole thing in my mouth. It was difficult to break it into swallowable chunks that way. I think I got mine down in under 20 seconds but the counter stopped when Mike flashed his Maori Warrior Face at an amazing 12.85 seconds.

But hey - it's all good. I love eating contests - even if you lose, you still get to eat!